Democrats rebrand to Trump over shutdown backlash
After new research suggesting low T in the transgender community, the NIH Style Guide has been updated to require LBGt instead of LGBT in future medical writing.
After more than 40 years in Congress, Nancy Pelosi has announced that she's finally going to retire.
A hobby farm in Georgia was forced to close because it's name was confused with a recent spicy book title for women of questionable judgement.
Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, has petitioned Congress to formally rename the Department of War just a few months after they had renamed it from the Department of Defense.
Failed Trump assassin, Ryan Wesley Routh, attempted a second assassination and was again unsuccessful.