Hobby Farm Forced to Close Due to Popularity of Book

Ellijay, GA—In the spring of 2022 a couple moved to Ellijay, Georgia to raise their kids and start a quaint hobby farm. For years, visitors would come to pet their goats and see their potbelly pig. But in 2025, things took a turn.

“We just thought it was a cute name. Morning Glory Milking Farm made total sense because we raise goats and there’s a nice field of morning glories next to the petting area. We didn’t realize what sort of petting the newer visitors to our farm were into,” said Rachel Taar, co-owner of the farm. “We thought something was strange when teenaged boys started showing up wearing bull masks.”

For those confused, Morning Glory Milking Farm is a spicy smut novel for very disturbed feminists where the main character jerks off minotaurs to pay off her student loans. Despite the feminist bent, she still wants to submit to something masculine as long as it’s not a man. The following excerpt of the minotaur love interest speaking to the main character should explain it better:

“Violet.” If the commanding rumble of his voice hadn’t silenced her, the heat of his hand dropping to her knee would have. “I don’t want you to feel that you don’t have any agency here. I might be the one giving all the orders, but you hold all the cards. Your comfort is the only thing that counts right now, and if I overstep, I want you to know you can tell me so. But that’s not happening. Don’t think I’m unaware we’re at different points in our careers. You can say no, you can say you don’t want to see me again, you can tell me to stop coming to the farm when you’re working. It’s dinner, not a down payment on your time. But I’m in a position to comfortably spoil someone, so when you’re with me, I’m spoiling you. End of story.”

“It’s feminism and beastiality which naturally go together, but in this case the beasts are male,” Bobby Taar, Rachel’s husband and co-owner said. “I can’t tell you how many hogs have come though here asking to have some alone time with our pig.”

In October, it became too much for the couple to deal with and they decided it was time to call it quits before furries started showing up. They figure they’ll give it a year and come back with a new name.

“Maybe Sweet Berries farm?” Rachel Suggested.

“I don’t have the heart yet to tell her that somehow that author has written more than one book,” Bobby whispered.

Indeed, while men goon in the shadows, women goon on the bus, on airplanes, when they’re out to lunch, pretty much every place you can take a book. The bestiality smut genre is on fire, with thousands of woman professing their goon material loudly and proudly on the internet. It’s an epidemic that The Daily Defamer will keep a close tab on.

We reached out to Cenk Uygur for comment, but he declined.

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